Here's to Procrastination

There's the picture of the day. And now, for more procrastination...

(c/o katy murphy-lubowicz)
Ever:
1. smoked a cigar – no
2. crashed a friend's car – mom's
3. stolen a car – no
4. been in love - yes
5. been dumped – 8th grade
6. dumped someone - yes
7. taken shots of alcohol- yes
8. been fired - no
9. been in a fist fight – no, but i shoved a kid into a shed once
10. snuck out of a/your house – no-ish. more like snuck in
11. had feelings for someone who didn't have them back- yes
12. been arrested – no
13. made out with a stranger - not really. did something else, though
14. gone on a blind date – no
15. lied to a friend – yes :(
16. had a crush on a teacher- no
18. seen someone die – no
19. been on a plane – yes
20. thrown up in a bar - no
22. miss someone right now - yes
23. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by - yes
24. made a snow angel – yes
25. played dress up – no
26. cheated while playing a game – yes, but not recently, except when i play putt-putt
27. been lonely – yes
28. fallen asleep at work/school – all the time
29. used a fake id - no
30. felt an earthquake – no
31. touched a snake – yes
32. ran a red light - yep
33. had detention – yep
34. been in a car accident - yes
35. hated the way you look – yes
37. been lost – men are never lost
38. been to the opposite side of the country – yes
39. felt like dying – no
40. cried yourself to sleep – no
41. played cops and robbers - yes
42. karaoke – absolutely
43. done something you told yourself you wouldn't – yes
44. laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose- i accidentally drunk from a straw up my nose
45. caught a snowflake on your tongue - yep
46. kissed in the rain - yes...only good in warm rain
47. sang in the shower - when do i not?
48. made love in a park - not yet
49. had a dream that you married someone - i don't remember. i don't think so
50. glued your hand to something – to my other hand
51. got your tongue stuck to a flag pole - no
52. worn the opposite sex's clothes – yes
53. Been a cheerleader – spirit club count?
54. sat on a roof top - yes
55. talked on the phone all night - not strictly speaking, but yes enough
56. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone - yes. Exorcist iii
57. played chicken fight – always
58. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on - yes
59. been told you're hot by a complete stranger – yes
60. broken a bone – no (knock on wood)
61. had a 3-some? - nope. but i have been licked by many dogs and puppies all at once